Nutrition Songs, Poems and Finger Plays
A Paleo Poem http://paleoatpenn.blogspot.com/2012/04/paleo-poem.html
The Paleo Nutrition Poem http://board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=67504
Ode to Real Food http://paleonick.com/articles/Paleo-Poem
Nutrition Poem http://www.emsb.qc.ca/nutrition-caf/pdf/Willingdon%20Class%20-%20Grade%203%204.pdf
Roses are red, violets are blue. We all like nutritious foods, because they are good for you. Carrots, apples, milk and more.
A FAT MAN’S PRAYER
by Victor Buono
Lord, my soul is ripped with riot,
Incited by my wicked diet.
“We are what we eat!” said a wise old man;
And Lord, if that’s true, I’m a garbage can.
I want to rise on Judgment Day, that’s plain;
But at my present weight, I’ll need a crane.
So grant me strength, that I may not fall,
Into the clutches of cholesterol.
May my flesh with carrot-curls be sated,
That my soul may be poly-unsaturated.
And show me the light, that I may bear witness,
To the President’s Council on Physical Fitness.
And at oleomargarine I’ll never mutter,
For the road to Hell is spread with butter.
And cream is cursed; and cake is awful;
And Satan is hiding in every waffle.
Mephistopheles lurks in provolone;
The Devil is in each slice of baloney;
Beelzebub is a chocolate drop;
And Lucifer is a lollipop.
Give me this day my daily slice,
But cut it thin and toast it twice.
I beg upon my dimpled knees;
Deliver me from jujubes.
And when my days of trial are done,
And my war with malted milks is won,
Let me stand with the heavenly throng
In a shining robe – size 44 long.
I can do it, Lord, if you’ll show to me
The virtues of lettuce and celery;
If you’ll teach me the evils of mayonnaise,
The sinfulness of Hollandaise.
Of Pasta a la Milannaise,
Potatoes a la Lyonnaise.
And crisp-fried chicken from the South,
Lord, if you love me, shut my mouth.
When you’ve eaten too much and you can’t write it down,
And you feel like the biggest failure in town.
When you want to give up just because you gave in,
And forgot all about being healthy and thin.
So what! You went over your carbs a bit,
It’s your next move that counts…So don’t you quit!
It’s a moment of truth, it’s an attitude change.
It’s learning the skills to get back to your range.
It’s telling yourself, “you’ve done great up till now.
You can take on this challenge and beat it somehow.”
It’s part of your journey toward reaching your goal.
You’re still going make it, just stay in control.
To stumble and fall is not a disgrace,
If you summon the will to get back in the race.
But, often the strugglers, when losing their grip,
Just throw in the towel and continue to slip.
And learn too late when the damage is done,
That the race wasn’t over and they still could have won.
Lifestyle change can be awkward and slow,
But facing each challenge will help you to grow.
Success is just failure turned inside out,
The silver tint in the cloud of doubt.
When you’re pushed to the brink, just refuse to submit.
If you bite it, you write it… But don’t you quit!
Diet Poems for you to Feed On http://www.ditch-diets-live-light.com/diet-poems.html
Diet Time by Vivien Wade http://www.ellenbailey.com/poems/ellen_511.htm